Sex Candles
Regular price
$7.00
$7.00
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Each candle is 10 oz and made with American grown soy wax. Burn time is 50+ hours.
Scents:
- THE USUAL (Smells like vanilla, but it's pleasant and gets the job done.) VANILLA BEAN SCENT
- THE DAD BOD (Smells like beer, pizza and realistic expectations) MEN'S COLOGNE (The gentleman) SCENT
- THE QUICKY (A burst of fragrance that is fun and pleasant, but not terribly memorable) MYSTERY SCENT
- C0CK BL0CK (Newborn smell in a jar) BABY SHAMPOO SCENT
- SHOWER SEX (Multi tasking at its finest) SHAMPOO SCENT
- Double Sided Candle
- THE CAMPFIRE (Oh wait, that's just my burning loins. Get over here.) LAYERED ROASTED MARSHMALLOW SCENT WITH FROZEN PEPPERMINT
- THE TUNDRA (Cold, unmoving, with no signs of life anywhere.)
Oily Blends Cotton Wick Soy Candles are unique, handmade products. We thoughtfully consider each ingredient, and take deep satisfaction in our perfectly finished products. We produce items that you can be proud to sell or personally use.
Each of our candles are handcrafted with all natural, American grown soy wax, cotton wicks and high quality fragrance oils. Our products are handmade to order, and individually labeled. Since soy wax is a natural material, each candle may have its own look and/or texture.
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